The New 30 Bus: The D6 or the X2

Oh wow, the 30 bus has been verbally usurped. Physically, one has yet to deficate, urinate or vomit on the D6 or the X2, but what lurks in the brains and comes out of the mouths of my fellow bus riders is pure crazy talk that was never heard from the 30 bus riders.

On the D6: two men get on the bus, completely and utterly shit-faced. One sits next to me (score!). They are talking to a third guy, who was already on the bus.

Guy 1: "Fuck, yo, my 2 year jail sentence was dropped in exchange for 5 years of probation."
Other: "Isn't that good?"
Guy 1: "Hell no! I gotta answer to someone for 5 years? At least jail was only 2 years."
Guy 2: "He's going to check is ass out of jail and I'm going to chek my ass into jail. That shit is fucked."

And then they get off the bus and go to jail. The D6 stops at the DC jail. SWEET!