Pre-emptive Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm hosting a teeny, tiny Thanksgiving feast in my teeny, tiny apartment this year. We will be watching the Thanksgiving Day Parade and feasting on the following:
1. Turkey! This is my first year doing a turkey. It has an appointment tomorrow night for a sensual massage with olive oil, sage, rosemary and thyme. No parsley.
2. Twice baked sweet potatoes...mmm! And of course they will each have marshmallows and toasted pecans on top of them.
3. Sauteed French green beans and shitake mushrooms.
4. Cranberries, apples and brandy as our cranberry sauce. No gelatinous tin can cranberry formation.
5. Mashed potatoes and gravy
6. Pumpkin pie
7. Mulled wine
8. The Scandinavian treat - glug

I will have before and after photos posted before we pillage the meal.